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Posted on 8/11/2006 by Flip
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Friday, August 11, 2006
As we were on our way to Ohio... we stopped in BFE, Ohio to get gas. We got a little more than gas....
As Huzzah and I were on our way to the restrooms he though it would be fun to race. Little does he know I am the most competitive person in the whole wide world of Ohio. So Huzzah looks me straight in the eyes and said the three words that I love to hear... "I'll race you"!
So I start running... and I'm going to win. I look at the three stalls that stand before me, but I don't have time to be picky, the clock is running. I notice the second stall is locked, so that's out of the question. The handicap one is wide open, but I thought it would be rude to use that one just in case... plus it's an extra seven feet and time is money. So I go for stall NUMBER ONE...
WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER ONE??
As I swung open the door I was greeted by the one thing that no one ever wants to see... no not Huzzah doing karaoke... but a woman sitting down dropping the kids off at the pool while talking on her cell phone. I screamed "AHHHHHHH' she said "it's ok" and I ran to the handicap stall... let me remind you, I am still racing. I ran, my pants were down before I got to the stall, I went, flushed, washed, and ran outside to find out Huzzah was still in there. What on earth could be possibly be doing? He was walking and taking his time... it wasn't a race at all.
BUT I STILL WON!!!
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