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SPIKE
Oh, Toronto Nothing Punny.
Posted on 02/17/2007 by Spike
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So Isabella and I have journeyed to our neighbor to the North to "audition" before Ag Fairs of Ontario. Once again we got stopped at the border, but it was a relatively painless visit. We're getting to know the border office officers, and they are starting to recognize us; we walked in and it was like we were on Cheers - Heeeeey!

The showcase went swimmingly after another difficult set-up with the rig not fitting at full height under the not-quite-24-ft ceiling of the ballroom at the Royal York. We were the only variety act in a sea of Country and Blue Grass Bands, all of which sounded a bit muffled due to the unfortunate acoustics of the room. Enter 2 chicks in spandex, going on 5th out of 6.

We later heard from the fairs that everyone sat up in their seats, all eyes were forward, all mouths dumbfounded in smiles of wonderment. I'm not exaggerating.

The city of Toronto, however, has not been so kind. It has been withholding food from our hungry bellies, with everything closing when it should be opening. The world has gone amuck. I came, I saw, I went home hungry.

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