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Posted on 06/27/2006 by Spike
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This will consist of a list of things, which may be nonsensical, but must needs be documented for all access via electronic magnificence regardless of their possibly seeming "inside" quality:
During the last weekend of the St. Louis Fair...
...I was given a motorcycle ride by Flip. Subsequently, I have been giving my friends motorcycle rides to spread the awkward silly joy that is a motorcycle ride minus the motorcycle.
...We all experienced another kind of ride when Luna took the drivers seat. Who knew 5 feet of zero body fat had the guts to play chicken with truckers?
...Flip and I became dinosaurs in the backseat. We were baby raptors. We battled. We attacked the front seats. To our amusement. To their annoyance. And screams.
...Huzzah, Flip and I played one of my fave St. Louis games: Quarter in the Privy. Yep. We went there.
...Huzzah and I created a bunch of silly walks. Mine were better. We also saw a moose.
...Flip and I kidnapped small children and sold them back to their parents. Our combined efforts profited us a whole quarter, which was difficult to split in half, but we managed.
This blog entry is sponsored in part by Flying J's Truck Stop, where we received hot pink fliers which instructed us to go to the fireworks tent out back and redeem free bottle rockets and sparklers and mini American Flags. Because, as it read in bubble-letter typeface, "God loves you, and Jesus died for your sins." I can only conclude that the Christian Savior wants me to blow things up.
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